Monday, July 28, 2025

Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

A 4th Wall Break Too Far

Wade (Ryan Reynolds) attends his birthday party with Vanessa (Morena Baccarin), Blind Al, the lesbian X-Men, and others.  He appears to be truly happy, despite the obvious cheap hairpiece.  But there is a knock on the door.  A band of armored goons have arrived to take him away.  His universe - an unremarkable timeline in the scheme of things - is marked for deletion unless a great hero can be found.  No, not Deadpool.  Deadpool knows just the guy: Wolverine (Hugh Jackman).  He uses a plane-hopping gizmo that he stole from the TVA (Time Variance Authority) to find a suitable Wolverine.  Mostly, he finds tragic, comic, or dead versions of Wolverine.  Finally, he locates a sad excuse for a Wolverine, but it's the best he's going to get.  Rejected!  Off to the void with you.  In the void, a variety of characters - heroes and villains - from abandoned Marvel series appear.

The movie leaps into the multiverse with glee and proposes an agency that determines the viability of each subverse in the MCU.  This allows the movie to grab characters from a variety of Marvel hero movies who were not part of the modern Marvel-verse.  For instance, Blade (Wesley Snipes), Elektra (Jennifer Garner), and the Human Torch (Chris Evans) all appear as characters that pre-date the MCU.  Laura - AKA X-23 (Dafne Keen) - also returns, providing a second callback to the tragic conclusion (apparently not) to Logan's story.  Though it is entertaining and funny, it proves to be too much.  Deadpool is no longer Deadpool, he is Ryan Reynolds playing Deadpool.  Yes, that is part of the schtick of Deadpool, but a little bit goes a long way.  This movie is one extended fourth wall break, piling the ludicrous upon the more ludicrous.  Again, it is fun as it goes, but it was something of a letdown.  With a multiverse of endless possibilities, it becomes difficult to care about this particular universe.  A lot of this feels like ad lib bloopers tied together as a movie.

The fights between Wolverine and Deadpool are overdone.  We have two characters with amazing healing factors mean they can't die.  One fight is fine.  The second is just pointless and makes the characters appear stupid.  Sure, it's played for laughs.  In the big fight where all the former characters get their opportunity to shine, they do.  In fact, they all kick butt and it is completely one-sided.  Apparently the villains weren't that tough.  Meh.

Again, I enjoyed the film while I was watching it, but it was like eating a box of cookies in one sitting.  Too much sweet and not so satisfying afterwards.  Nonetheless, recommended.

Sunday, July 27, 2025

The Northwest Indian War

In the Treaty of Paris (1783), the British ceded the Northwest Territory to the United States.  The area included what would eventually be the states of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsin, and part of Minnesota.  The native tribes in the region had fought on the side of the British during the Revolution and were thus viewed as enemies to be pushed aside for a wave of settlers.  The British still supported the tribes.  To strengthen their position, the many tribes joined into the Western Indian Confederacy to fight as one against the encroaching Americans.  It proved a very effective tactic.

Along the Ohio River, clashes between the Western Confederacy and settlers were common.  More than a thousand settlers were killed in the region, and it became a priority for the newly inaugurated President George Washington.  He would need to send an army and choose a commander.

Brigadier General Harmar

He dispatched Josiah Harmar, a veteran officer of the Revolutionary War.  General Harmar assembled an army of 1,400 soldiers (320 regulars, and 1,133 militia) at Fort Washington (Cincinnati) and set out on October 7, 1790.  Major Hamtramck set out from Vincennes with 330 soldiers to provide a distraction, splitting the enemy forces.  A threat of mutiny by his militia men required Hamtramck to withdraw, but he did draw some warriors away from Harmar's army.

On October 19th, General Harmar sent Colonel John Hardin with 180 militia and 30 regulars to determine the enemy strength and raid a village.  The force was lured into an ambush which resulted in the death of most of the regulars and 40 militiamen.  Harmar's army had been burning villages and crops along the way, so he viewed his mission as complete despite Hardin's defeat.  He ordered a return to Fort Washington.  On the 21st, his scouts reported a force of Indians in the area.  Wanting to both avenge the losses suffered by Colonel Hardin and to prevent attacks on his return march, Harmar planned an attack.  He divided his army into four and set them to attack at dawn of the 22nd.  The surprise was lost almost immediately, the detachments did not move to properly support one another, and the Indians easily outmaneuvered the Americans.  129 men were killed and 94 wounded.  Harmar's army was trounced and could only retreat, leaving their dead on the battlefield.

The campaign proved to be the worst defeat suffered by an American army against Indians.  Harmar was court-martialed but cleared of wrongdoing.  His mission had been a success even if the battle had not gone well.  Despite being cleared, he was removed from command and a replacement was selected.

Major General St. Clair

Arthur St. Clair, another veteran of the Revolutionary War, was instructed to set out during the summer months.  He didn't leave Fort Washington until October.  He had 600 regulars and a constantly shrinking number of militia as desertions took a heavy toll.  Nonetheless, St. Clair marched to war.  There were skirmishes along the way that further drained his army's strength.  On November 3, 1791, the army camped on hill near the Wabash River.  Having failed to erect any defensive works or post sufficient sentinels, the army was taken by surprise when Indians swept into the camp while sharpshooters killed officers and artillerymen to prevent an organized resistance.  The battle soon turned into a rout as the survivors fled with haste to Fort Jefferson, nearly 30 miles south.

The army, which had numbered about 1000 soldiers at the time of the battle, was crushed.  656 soldiers were either killed or captured and another 279 were wounded.  It was the worst defeat ever suffered by any American unit.  One quarter of the US military had been erased that day.  St. Clair wanted a court-martial to clear his name, but Washington demanded immediate resignation.  Washington then appointed St. Clair as governor of the Northwest Territory.

A bad situation had become much worse.  The British, who had been supplying and supporting the Northwest Confederacy were eager to strengthen this buffer state between the US and Canada.  Washington needed a better general, a more competent army, and improved logistics.

Major General Wayne

"Mad" Anthony Wayne had proven himself as one of Washington's best generals during the Revolutionary War.  Washington called Wayne out of retirement and dispatched him to the Northwest Territory.  Wayne did not rush and nor could he.  The recent disasters made recruiting more difficult.  Moreover, he intended to make extensive use of skilled woodsmen who could counter the guerrilla tactics of the Indians.  He proved to be a harsh disciplinarian, but his competence reassured the newly formed Legion of the United States.

Wayne spent much of his time maintaining the existing forts, building confidence in his men as they convoyed supplies to the forts - such as Fort Jefferson - that projected force beyond the Ohio River.  In 1793, Wayne led 300 men to the site of St. Clair's defeat.  Bones still littered the battlefield.  In January 1794, Fort Recovery was built on the site and garrisoned.  The British saw signs of a new campaign and built Fort Miami (modern day Toledo, OH).  Wayne responded by calling up the Kentucky militia and preparing a campaign.

Fort Recovery was put under siege in June but held off the massive assault.  By the middle of August, General Wayne had marched the Legion up the Maumee River to face the might of the Northwest Confederacy.  On August 20, 1794, the Battle of Fallen Timbers proved to be a short but decisive battle.  Wayne burned everything in sight, right up to the walls of Fort Miami.  The British had declined to provide sanctuary for the fleeing Indians and dare not engage the Americans; they were not authorized to start a war.

Following the battle, the Treaty of Greenville (1795) acquired most of Ohio for American settlement and signified the end of the Northwest Indian War.  The Jay Treaty (1796) provided for the withdrawal of the British from forts in the Northwest Territory.

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Richard MacDuff, a computer programmer, attends the Coleridge dinner at his old college, St. Cedd's, with his advisory professor, Reg Chronotis.  Reg has a horrible memory but proves to be a genial fellow with a talent for parlor magic.  After the dinner, they return to Reg's on-campus lodgings only to discover a horse in the upstairs bathroom.  Hmm.  Suddenly, Richard remembered that he had promised to take his girlfriend, Susan, to the dinner!  As Reg's phone was out of order, Richard rushed off to find a phone.  She did not answer so he left an ill-considered message.  He immediately regretted the message and set out to break into her apartment and erase it before she could hear it.  As it happened, Susan had become infuriated by Richard's forgetting her and thus went out with the odious Michael Wenton-Weakes, a wealthy scion with no talents beyond moping about his misfortunes.  Elsewhere, Gordon Way, who happened to be Susan's brother, Richard's employer, and the cause of Michael's most recent misfortune, was driving to his cottage and talking on his car phone.  He was recording a meandering message on a variety of random subjects on his sister's answering machine when the boot of his car bounced open.  Pulling over and leaving the phone on the passenger seat, he opened the trunk only to be blasted by a shotgun.  He was quite alarmed to be dead.  Despite being a ghost, he continued on to his cottage.  Eventually, Dirk Gently - one of Richard's college acquaintances - stepped in to untangle the evening's events.

While reading the novel, I was most reminded of some Dr. Who episodes.  As it happens, the two episodes happened to be written by Douglas Adams.  How interesting.  The story is often difficult to follow as early events are not yet interconnected.  What is this dark tower on a desolate planet in the midst of a muddy valley and what is the cause of the explosion?  Why does this peculiar door keep appearing in unlikely places?  How could a sofa get into a stairwell and then be impossible to remove?  How did the horse get in the bathroom?

Overall, an entertaining book and very much unlike what I had expected.  Dirk doesn't look like either of his onscreen incarnations.  Of the two versions, Stephen Mangan is far closer to the mark than Samuel Barnett.  The book feels rushed at the end, and I didn't follow the conclusion.  One moment, the characters have 2 minutes to save humanity and the next chapter they are in Georgian England to have a conversation with the poet Samuel Taylor Coleridge.  Yes, of course, it is so obvious.  After having followed the ruminations of a horse in a field and the efforts of a Dodo bird to get fed some nuts, the resolution felt very rushed and vague.  The book ends with "To be continued...", so perhaps this was intentional.

Thursday, July 24, 2025

Tippecanoe and Tyler Too

In 1840, William Henry Harrison was running for president.  As such, a biography was published about his life.

The Life and Times of William Henry Harrison, by S. J. Burr.

The book is just over 300 pages, which includes 29 chapters on his life and a 30-page appendix with correspondence written by Harrison or received by him from notable figures.  Of course, Harrison was 67 years old during the 1840 campaign and would expect to have a very full biography.  However, it does seem to focus on certain parts of his life while offering almost no insight to others.

Chapter 1 offers the essentials of his parentage, birth, education, and joining the military.  He was appointed as an ensign by none other than President Washington!

Chapters 2 through 7 detail the Northwest Indian War (1785 to 1795).  Harrison served as an aide-de-camp to General Anthony Wayne and doesn't arrive on scene until latter half of 1791, in Chapter 3.  Yes, Chapter 2 is background for the war.

Chapters 8 through 14 detail his time as the Governor of Indiana (1801 to 1812).  He had been appointed to the post (it was a territory, not a state).

Chapters 15 through 17 cover the events surrounding the Battle of Tippecanoe.  This 1811 battle would become the slogan for his presidential campaign almost 3 decades later.

Chapters 18 through 25 are concerned with the War of 1812.  Harrison was a Major General in the west during the war and won the Battle of Thames in Canada.

Chapters 26 through 28 cover his life from 1816 to 1840.  His career in the Congress (1816 to 1819), Ohio Senate (1819 to 1821), US Senate (1825 to 1828) and posting as an ambassador to Columbia (1829) are the highlights.  Such impressive highlights that his censure by an Ohio paper for one of his votes somehow dominates a chapter.

The last chapter sums up his career and character.  Also, there is a tale where his carriage was mobbed by his fans in 1836.  Yes, he was a rockstar before rockstars existed.

In 1840, his campaign slogan was 'Tippecanoe and Tyler too!'  John Tyler was his running mate.

The biography reads very much like the campaign document that it is.  Here is a modern-day Cincinnatus who is called out of his retirement to save the Republic.

Sunday, July 20, 2025

Van Buren vs. 4 Whigs

In 1824, Henry Clay was Speaker of the House and one of four Democratic Republicans running for president.  The others were Andrew Jackson, John Quincy Adams, and William Crawford.  Clay correctly predicted that no one would win the majority, which would throw the election of president to the House of Representatives.  As Speaker, he liked his odd of being selected there.  His plan was ruined when he placed 4th and the House could only consider the top three candidates.  Drats!

Twelve years later, Henry Clay's nascent Whig Party was pitted against Jackson's Vice President, Martin Van Buren.  The Whig Party was only a couple of years old and Clay - who had the best name recognition - chose not to run in 1836.  Instead, hearkening back the 1824, the Whigs fielded a slate of candidates, each running in states where they had the best chance at winning.  All they needed to do was prevent Van Buren from winning a majority of the electoral votes, which would let the House pick from the top contenders.

William Henry Harrison, who had largely vanished from politics more than a decade before, proved to be the most popular of the Whigs, winning 7 states and 37% of the popular vote.

Hugh White, a senator from Tennessee, won 2 states and 10% of the vote.

Daniel Webster, the famous orator and senator from Massachusetts, carried his home state and 3% of the vote.

Willie Mangum, yet another senator, carried South Carolina.  This was odd as he was the senator for North Carolina, which voted for Van Buren.

Despite the number of candidates arrayed against him, Martin Van Buren won a majority of the votes, nearly 51% and carried 15 states.

Though the gambit didn't pay off for the Whigs, they did discover which of their candidates they should run in the next election.  William Henry Harrison, Hero of the 1811 Battle of Tippecanoe and noted General from the War of 1812, had shown the most nationwide support.  It was thus no surprise when he was selected as the sole Whig candidate to face Van Buren in 1840.

Thursday, June 12, 2025

Funding a Riot

The current riots in LA, which will soon spread nation-wide, are planned events.  Someone is funding them.  Pallets of bricks don't just happen to appear at the scene of a 'protest' where there isn't any construction.  Drivers don't arrive with supplies of high-end masks to protect from tear gas without someone footing the bill.  Both the governor and mayor are in league with the funders.  This 'protest' is designed to thwart the entirely lawful enforcement of immigration law.

During the Obama presidency, the state of Arizona was miffed that the government wasn't enforcing immigration law.  Arizona passed a law to allow it to enforce the border.  The Obama administration sued Arizona and won.  Border enforcement is a federal responsibility.  States don't get their own immigration laws.  California doesn't get to opt out of ICE enforcing the law.

Thursday, June 5, 2025

The Trump-Musk Break-Up

From strong allies to mortal enemies in nothing flat.  Elon does not approve of the Big Beautiful Bill that continues to spend the country into bankruptcy and Donald isn't so keen on the sudden disloyalty from one of his top supporters through the campaign and early administration.  The spat quickly elevated and now has Musk claiming that Trump is on the Epstein List, thus explaining why it still hasn't been released.  Yes, this break-up has gone nuclear.

I am highly doubtful that Trump is on the list.  If he was, the Biden Administration would surely have released that snippet of the list along with any damning pictures and video.