Death of a Unicorn (2025)

Ridley (Jenna Ortega) and her father, Elliot (Paul Rudd), drove through pristine mountains en route to a lodge.  They were to spend the weekend with the Leopolds.  During the drive, Elliot was distracted and struck an animal on the road.  To their shock and amazement, the animal proved to be a unicorn!  It was not dead.  When the horn began to glow, Ridley touched it.  She had a vision of creation.  Oh, the wonders!  She snapped out of it when blood hit her face and her father beat the unicorn to death with a tire iron.  "You were having a seizure," he explained.  Though Elliot sought to hide the incident from the Leopolds - his employers, it was soon revealed.  Moreover, the unicorn blood appeared to have healing properties.  Odell Leopold (Richard E Grant) owned a pharmaceutical company; the unicorn is a godsend.  His wife, Belinda (Tea Leoni), and son, Shepard (Will Poulter), are likewise ecstatic.  Researchers arrived within the hour.  Ridley had seen tapestries at the Cloisters in New York which told the story of unicorns.  By the very discovery of a unicorn, that story took on new meaning.  She interpreted it very darkly.

This is a campy horror film.  Despite their equine figure, they have teeth like a wolf.  These are carnivores, not herbivores.  Though traditionally white, these unicorns change color depending on mood; their hide is very dark when hunting for humans but quite bright when dashing along in the sunlight.  Rather than work with horses, the unicorns are mostly - possibly entirely - CGI creations.  As their blood has magical healing properties, they are understandably hard to kill.

Ridley had a mark against her with that nose ring and made things worse when she broke out the vape.  Though the heroine of the movie, she comes across more as a scold than the voice of reason.  Paul Rudd is stuck with a bland and barely likeable character.  He's a coward through most of the movie and generally a pushover.  Richard E. Grant plays Richard E. Grant, which is quite fun.  If he was drawn as a cartoon character, Odell would have dollar signs for pupils.  Tea Leoni matches Grant's greedy nature, but is generally uninspiring in her role.  Will Poulter is over the top as the rich son with a history of drug use; his experimentation with unicorn parts is hilarious. Grind down horn to snort like cocaine, smoke like tobacco, or use as an additive to whatever he is drinking.

Not a great horror film, but still entertaining.