Vietnam, 1975
A squad of men receive word that the war is over and they are to pull out. They climb aboard a Huey and fly over the jungle. However, they spot some POWs being marched along and decide to engage. Among the POWs is Robert McBain (Christopher Walken). He offers eternal gratitude to the leader of the squad, Roberto Santos, offering to repay the debt. Half of a $100 bill is given as a token of this debt.
Columbia, 1990
Santos is a revolutionary who fights El Presidente and his narco-terrorist enablers. He has planned to assault the presidential palace and overthrow the government. Instead, he surrenders to save innocent lives and is executed on live TV.
Christina Santos (Maria Conchita Alonso) travels to NYC to locate McBain. She gives him the other half of the hundred-dollar bill. McBain swings into action, assembling the very men who rescued him with Santos. One of them, Frank Bruce (Michael Ironside) has become immensely wealthy as an arms dealer. They travel to Columbia and restart the revolution.
Though it has an interesting plot, the execution is mediocre to weak. The characters have all the emotion of a potato. Walken is bland and boring. The script gives the characters nothing to do. The battles are ludicrous. Everyone loves to stand exposed while they shoot, only to be utterly amazed when they prove to be easy targets. Of course, the principle cast doesn't have to worry about that. Christina stands up from cover and no bullets hit her. Ditto for McBain. Sigh.
Hard pass.

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