Showing posts with label Charlie Sheen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Charlie Sheen. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 1, 2025

Catchfire (1990)

Anne Benton (Jodie Foster) suffered a flat tire while driving and doesn't have a spare.  She has hardly left the car when she witnessed a murder.  Spotted as she ran away, multiple goons fired at her, but she narrowly escaped.  Of course, the goons figured out who she was from her car.  FBI Agent Pauling (Fred Ward) was ecstatic when he identified the murderer from her description; it was mob boss Leo Carelli (Joe Pesci).  Of course, Anne needed to go into witness protection and her art career would end.  Instead, Anne ran off.  Soon after, some incompetent hitmen came to her apartment, but she again escaped.  Better yet, she once again skipped from the police and Pauling.  Now it was a question of who would find her first.

Lino Avoca (Vincent Price) was the bigger mob boss of the area.  Unimpressed with Carelli's handling of the situation, he sent Milo (Dennis Hopper) to eliminate Anne.  Milo immersed himself in Anne's art, her pictures, her life history.  By the time he located her, he had fallen for her.  He can't kill her.  Instead, he gave her the choice: life as his possession or death.  She chose life.  Now for the least convincing love story since Queen Amadala fell for Anakin Skywalker.

The movie is uneven.  There are instances where it seems like a comedy.  When Anne is running from Agent Pauling by dashing through a minigolf course and hiding in a random structure, who should be inside waiting?  Milo.  Seriously?  He was hiding in this minigolf structure?  And when she ran away again, she successfully avoided a score of FBI agents as well as Milo.  What in the world was Oscar-winner Jodie Foster thinking when she accepted this part?  Much of the dialogue is laughable.  Anne's Stockholm Syndrome (where a kidnap victim falls for the kidnapper) turns on like a light switch.  One moment Milo was forcing her to put on sexy clothes and the next scene they were giggling in bed together.  Yeah, kind of sudden.

Charlie Sheen, who had already done Platoon (1986) and Wall Street (1987), has a tiny role as Bob, Anne's boyfriend.  He performs like this is his first acting gig.  Vincent Price's role is about the same size and he too comes across flat.  John Turturro was about to catch fire after this film.  Here, he is a goofball gunman who wears red shoes without socks.  It looked like he was wearing high heels at one point.  What?  In addition to being the lead actor, Dennis Hopper was also the director.  However, the studio hacked up the film to where he asked to have his name removed, thus Alan Smithee is listed as director.  Perhaps a better movie was left on the cutting room floor, but the parts that remain are bad in and of themselves.  The bad acting doesn't go away if there is more movie, even if the missing parts are better quality.  Hopper wasn't the only one who didn't want credit.  Joe Pesci is uncredited.

Fans of any of these actors should avoid this as it can only hurt your opinion of them.  Bad story, bad acting, just plain bad.  Hard pass.

Tuesday, October 17, 2023

Navy Seals (1990)

A ship has been attacked at sea by terrorists and is on fire.  An American Navy helicopter is dispatched from a nearby warship to rescue the crew.  Instead, it comes under fire from the terrorists and is downed.  On a beach in Virginia, Navy Seals are waking up from a bachelor party.  One of them is getting married today.  While at the church with the bride walking down the aisle, pagers start blaring (pagers!  Ha!  Well, it was 1990).  The Seals have a mission.  Somewhere in the Middle East, the surviving crewmen of the downed helicopter are about to be executed when Navy Seals come through the windows and kill all the terrorists.  The extraction proves difficult.  Moreover, Lt. Hawkins (Charlie Sheen) comes across a stockpile of Stinger Missiles!  He wants to expand the mission to include destroying the Stingers but Lt. Curran (Michael Biehn) overrules him.  The team extracts and then faces a debriefing where Curran's decision is second-guessed.  When an airliner is shotdown by a Stinger in Spain, Curran takes matters in his own hands.

A by the numbers action film, it provides several opportunities for the Seals to deploy, each time in a different method.  Here they parachute in, there they are inserted via SCUBA from a sub, by helicopter, by boat, and so on.  Joanne Whalley plays the love interest.  The casting of the Seals is good.  Biehn and Bill Paxton had both been Colonial Marines in Aliens (1986).  Heck, Biehn had played a Seal previously in The Abyss (1989) and afterwards in The Rock (1996).  Rick Rossovich, a Top Gun (1986) pilot, plays the Seal medic.  Charlie Sheen and Paul Sanchez had both starred in Platoon (1986).  Overall, it is entertaining but run-of-the-mill.  The tragedies are telegraphed, the characters see little development, and the plot is predictable.

Good popcorn fun.