Showing posts with label Terence Hill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Terence Hill. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 31, 2025

March or Die (1977)

Major William Sherman Foster (Gene Hackman) returned to Paris at the conclusion of the Great War.  Though an American, he was a member of the French Foreign Legion.  Clearly, he suffered PSTD from the experience.  Not long after the return, he was dispatched to Morocco.  Francois Marneau (Max von Sydow) wanted to resume digging at a ruin.  Foster warned against it, saying that El Krim (Ian Holm) would not take kindly to such activities.  Nonetheless, Foster and his legionnaires were sent.  Among the legionnaires were some new recruits: Marco Segrain (Terence Hill) the cat burglar, Top Hat the musician (he got his name on account of his headgear), Ivan the Russian (Jack O'Halloran), and Hastings the runaway Englishman who had never traveled less than first class before.  This clique provided a view of life in the legion.  There was also Simone Picard (Catherine Deneuve), whose father was a colleague of Marneau and last seen at the ruins.  The ship voyage to Morrocco saw the beginning of romance between Marco and Simone.  Marco is not the only one interested in Simone; she has several suitors.  Eventually, the legionnaire's travel to the ruins, Marneau begins excavating, and soldiers go missing.  El Krim is not pleased.  Conflict is imminent and Foster doesn't have enough men to hold the position.

The setting is interesting and has a Beau Geste or Alamo feel to it.  Terence Hill is much too lighthearted and comical for his role.  Yes, he is charming, but he lacks the dangerous edge that Marco needed.  Perhaps I have seen too many of his comedies to take him seriously here.  The arc of Foster is hard to discern.  On the one hand, he has this fatalistic air where he expects to die in the desert.  He waited almost too long to resist an attack.  When not being gloomy, he's an insufferable jerk.  Even as a bad guy, Hackman is usually likable, but here he isn't.

Mediocre.  Skip.

Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Watch Out, We're Mad! (1974)

Kid (Terence Hill) and Ben (Bud Spencer) are both race car drivers of the low budget variety.  They have a contentious history that is not explained.  The two compete to win a red dune buggy and, miraculously, tie.  The dune buggy is signed over to both of them and they must determine how to split it.  They agree on a hot dog eating contest at the nearby amusement park.  While they are eating hot dogs, a small army of goons arrive to trash the amusement park.  The trashing results in the destruction of the dune buggy!  The Boss (John Sharp) intends to put the park out of business so he can build a skyscraper.  Kid and Ben confront the Boss and his crackpot adviser, the Doctor (Donald Pleasence).  They politely request a replacement dune buggy.

"Or else what?" the Boss demands.

"We'll get mad."

There then follows efforts to punish Kid and Ben for their effrontery, each of which results in a slapstick combat that sees waves of goons beaten and battered.  Mixed in between the action routines is Kid's wooing of the tightrope walking beauty (Patty Shepard), continued efforts to bankrupt the park, and Ben complaining about anyone who smokes.  Of course, they do eventually get mad.

A low budget goofball comedy that is truly mindless.  This was the 10th film that started Hill and Spencer.  In Europe, they were a popular duo and went on to make another 8 films together.

Silly but fun.