Saturday, September 30, 2023
Term Limits Desperately Needed
Tuesday, September 26, 2023
The Sea Beast (2022)
Somewhere at sea, a young boy clings to flotsam while a burning ship sinks a short distance away. As he shivers on the makeshift raft, a giant sea beast swims just below the surface. The boy is Jacob Holland and he is eventually rescued by the Inevitable, the monster-hunting ship of Captain Crow.
At an orphanage, Maisie Brumble reads a book about the various adventures of the Inevitable. In the distant past, the sea beasts used to come on land, devour people, and destroy towns. Now, thanks to the monster-hunting ships, vast areas of the seas were free of monsters and none could remember the land attacks. Maisie's parents were hunters and they died at sea. Her dream is to follow in their footsteps. Well, except for the dying part. Therefore, she runs away from the orphanage.
The Inevitable is asea and chasing the Red Bluster (Moby Dick), when they spot another ship in dire straits. Jacob Holland (Karl Urban), now an adult, argues that they must aid their fellow hunters. Captain Crow (Jared Harris) reluctantly agrees. Not only do they rescue the other ship, they kill the monster that was on the brink of sinking her. Though the carcass earns a fine bounty, the monarchs are unimpressed with the recent achievements of the hunter fleet. They propose disbanding the hunters and sending the Imperator - a leviathan of a ship - to sweep monsters from the seas. Infuriated by this proposal, Captain Crow is on the brink of drawing sword against the monarchs when Jacob proposes a contest: if the Inevitable takes the Red Bluster, the hunters remain. If the Imperator, then the hunters disband.
Once at sea again, the crew discovers that Maisie Brumble has stowed away. Though Jacob wants to deposit her at the next port, Captain Crow is impressed by her pluck. "She's all vinegar." Of course, the Inevitable finds the Red Bluster and a death match ensues. Jacob and Maisie are swallowed by the Bluster and the Inevitable limps to port for repairs. Like Jonah, Geppetto, and Pinocchio, Jacob and Maisie survive being swallowed. In fact, they soon befriend the Red Bluster. This will complicate things when and if they get back to civilization.
The movie is quite entertaining but the premise needed further development. As there are plans for a sequel, perhaps the backstory will be explained. As it is, humans made up the murderousness of the monsters so that they could convince people to hunt them. But if they were generally harmless, why do you need to exterminate them? It doesn't work as explained.
Good popcorn fun.
Tuesday, September 19, 2023
Kearny's March
Friday, September 15, 2023
Abolish the FBI
The three remaining defendants in the Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping plot have all been found not guilty. The jury did not believe the government case.
In The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996), Geena Davis played a CIA assassin. In the action-packed finale, she has to prevent a false flag terrorist attack that has been engineered by the CIA. The director calls it a 'fundraiser.' What a crazy idea. The intelligence agency staging an attack so that the government will increase funding. Who would believe that? Sadly, looking at the Whitmer Kidnapping Plot, I would believe that. Chuck Schumer sure thinks the intelligence community will torpedo elected leaders. He warned President-elect Trump of just that.
Thursday, September 14, 2023
Reframe Your Brain
Scott Adams holds that your brain is just a moist computer and, just like a computer, it can be programmed. This book provides the code to reprogram your brain. If your thoughts guide your actions, then changing your thoughts will lead to a change in your actions. Often times, the code doesn't need to make sense. One of his more effective ways of cutting down on drinking was to say to himself that 'alcohol is poison.' Though not literally true, his brain soon accepted this reframe and he very rarely drinks. Really, who wants to drink poison. Some have used this same reframe except for sugar. 'Sugar is poison' might be a good way to lose weight. The idea is to have a particular thought appear when you are tempted.
You: Gee, that candy bar looks tasty.
Your brain: Sugar is poison.
You: Better not.
The point is to get the reframe stuck in your head. Many of his reframes are just looking at things from a different perspective. He suggests replacing 'be yourself' with 'become a better version of yourself.'
The book is packed with reframes to implement. There are reframes for success, mental health, social life, physical fitness, and even reality. Many appeared silly, but a reframe does not need to make sense to be effective. If you view the world as a computer simulation and yourself as just a player, that might be an effective way to motivate yourself. Won't work for everyone, but you just need to find the reframes that work for you.
As a regular viewer of his podcast, Coffee with Scott Adams, I had been exposed to his reframes already. This is a great resource for upgrading the software in your brain. Recommended.
Sunday, September 10, 2023
Bite the Bullet (1975)
In 1908, newspaperman J. B. Parker is hosting an endurance race through the Southwest United States. Of course, he expects his horse to win the race. There are fewer than 10 competitors. There is the mostly anonymous rider of Parker's thoroughbred, a Civil War veteran (Ben Johnson), Miss Jones (Candace Bergen), an Englishmen (Ian Bannen), a young firebrand (Jan-Michael Vincent), a Mexican (Mario Arteaga), and a pair of Rough Riders: Luke Matthews (James Coburn) and Sam Clayton (Gene Hackman). The race will take place over a week and see the riders cross 700 miles of grueling territory. Along the way, the riders must face a variety of hazards, both minor (toothache) and major (bandits). Speaking of the toothache, in order to treat it, an old remedy was to take a bullet casing and use it as a makeshift crown, thus biting the bullet. Interesting, but did that event deserve to be titular?
Despite being the central theme of the movie, the workings of the race were inexplicable. Since they stop each day, one expects that each is trying to get the best time for the day. Nope. Whenever two riders are close to each other, both kick to a gallop so as to get into the lead. Huh? They don't leave all at the same time and rarely arrive at the same time. By the end, it looks like it was just a matter of surviving. The only leg that really mattered was the last one, and the first one through the gate won. Really?
These people don't know horses. Horses do not gallop or even trot for extended periods. Horses mostly walk. Thanks to their size, a horse at a walk is a lot faster than a human at a walk. Also, it is less tiring for the human. This movie gave the impression these horses galloped 700 miles. No. Not how this works. This misconception was so distracting as to ruin the film.
During the side quest to recapture their horses from escaped prisoners, the prisoners actions made no sense. You are all armed and you outnumber your pursuers. Why are you riding away. Stop and shoot them. Heck, the very people pursuing you could have just killed when you stole their horses. It was just ludicrous. Though this entire disaster was engineered by Miss Jones to rescue her imprisoned husband, she had a sudden change of heart and let the Rough Riders shoot him. Of course, she just rides away without consequences. Sigh.
For a movie that is jampacked with great actors, the results are subpar. Why did Sam rant about how wrong it was to push a horse near to death in an endurance race only to then join the race and push his horse near to death? Really?
Skip.
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) and Basil Shaw (Toby Jones) have been captured by Nazis at the end of World War II. They were in search of the Spear of Destiny, which proved to be a fake. Instead, they stumbled upon the Antikythera Mechanism in the possession of Dr. Voller (Mads Mikkelsen). The pair - mostly Indy - fight their way through a Nazi train and miraculously survive.
In 1969, Indy awoke to loud music from a young neighbor. After getting dressed, he heads to Hunter College, where he teaches. The students are mostly disinterested though one offers all the answers to any question he poses. Helena (Phoebe Waller-Bridge) was not a student, but rather the daughter of Basil Shaw. She declares her interest in the Antikythera Mechanism and proposes that they go hunting for it. As luck would have it, it is in a storage vault at Hunter College. No sooner does she lay hands on it than murderous CIA agents arrive. Helena flees, leaving Indy to deal with the CIA. The CIA is in league with Dr. Voller, who became part of the US Space Program since the war. Sallah (John Rhys-Davies), who moved to New York after the war to become a cab driver, provides Indy with his adventure gear and passport so he can chase after Helena. He finds her in Morrocco, attempting to sell the Antikythera. Instead, Voller arrives and absconds with it. Now Indy, Helena, and Teddy (Ethann Isidore) must find the other part of the Antikythera before Voller does.
The movie is better than I expected, but not good. Though spry for his age, Harrison Ford is no longer suited for this kind of role. Helena is an inexplicable character. Here she steals from Indy and has no concern that she has left him at the mercy of murders. Despite being the daughter of a committed academic, she likes to sell antiquities to the highest bidder. Then she is chased by her former fiance who intends to lop off her head. Talk about a toxic relationship. When half of her allies are murdered by Voller's goons, she is more thrilled about how she, Indy, and Teddy escaped. It is hard to determine what her motivations are. Teddy could have been eliminated altogether. The idea that he learned to fly from a drunken pilot based on cardboard cutouts is ludicrous. However, to have the epic motorcycle chasing plane scene, they needed a third character to fly the rescue plane. Ugh.
Time travel? Why'd it have to be time travel? I hate time travel. Yes, it turns out that Archimedes invented a time travel device, but it only allows roundtrips from current time to the Siege of Syracuse (216 BC) and back. How in the hell did the Nazis manage to get their plane shot down by Roman siege weapons? Seriously, why don't you gain some altitude? No, we're going to skim back and forth 40 yards above the Roman ships until they shoot us down. Behold the stupidity.
The special effects were disappointing. Sometimes, the de-aging of Harrison Ford was great. Most of the time, it looked off. The chased through the tickertape parade looked particularly bad. Doubtless it is much cheaper to computer animate a parade through New York City, but this is really a scene that should have been filmed via practical effects. Heck, a lot of it should have been. The boat full of eels was likewise unconvincing. Too much green screen and not enough stuntmen.
The marital issues with Indy and Marion over Mutt's death in Vietnam was unnecessary background. It just made for a depressing Indy. Look, Indy is old, his son is dead, his wife has filed for divorce, his students are not interested in his class, his career is over with his retirement after class, he hands his retirement gift to a random guy on the street, and his god daughter is stealing from him. It's no wonder that Indy wanted to get left behind to die with Archimedes at the end of the movie. What have they done to Indiana Jones?
Mostly disappointing. Watch one of the original three instead.