Showing posts with label Idris Elba. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Idris Elba. Show all posts

Thursday, September 15, 2022

Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)

Alithea Binnie (Tilda Swinton) is a bookish scholar who studies narratology.  Having landed in Istanbul for a conference, she is confronted by a small man who doesn't seem entirely substantial.  During a presentation at the conference, she sees a scowling ghostly figure in the crowd.  No matter where she looks, there is the increasingly angry figure that suddenly attacks!  After being revived from having feinted away, she explains that she has an overactive imagination and sometimes hallucinates.  Later, during a visit to the Grand Bazaar, she buys a bottle.  While brushing her teeth the following morning, she decides to pull the cap, which is firmly stuck by some resin.  No sooner does she pop the top than out swirls a Djinn (Idris Elba).  Though he offers her 3 wishes, she is resistant.  She knows that the wishes never end well.  The Djinn offers his tale of woe regarding his imprisonment in the bottle and his multiple attempts to fulfill the three wishes and free himself, all ending badly.

Is the Djinn just another of Alithea's hallucinations?  Are his tales just a figment of her fertile imagination that is fueled by long years of reading?  That all his tales end exactly as she predicts might say so.  However, there are times when it seems others see the Djinn.

Not at all what one expects from George Miller, most noted for his apocalyptic Mad Max films.  Then again, he also did Babe: Pig in the City and the Happy Feet series.  Interesting and engaging but not satisfying.  It is an unusual love story, a romance of two oddballs.  Then again, maybe it is the descent into insanity of a lonely woman.

Just okay.

Monday, January 24, 2022

The Suicide Squad (2021)

Amanda Waller (Viola Davis) is bringing the band back together for a new mission.  The first recruit is Savant (Michael Rooker), a man with supernatural spatial awareness.  He can bounce a ball off a wall and ricochet it on three more walls before it hits an unsuspecting bird.  In exchange for 10 years off his 15 year sentence, Savant accepts a suicide mission to Corto Maltese.  Other members of the team are Colonel Rick Flag (Joel Kinnaman), Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie), Captain Boomerang (Jai Courtney), Mongal, Javelin, TDK, Blackguard, and the Weasel.  No sooner have they landed on the beach than all hell breaks loose.  The landing is compromised!  Meanwhile, on a different beach, another suicide squad has landed.  Bloodsport (Idris Elba) leads this team, which has benefited from the distraction of the first suicide squad.  Among his forces are Peacemaker (John Cena), Ratcatcher 2, Polka-Dot Man, and King Shark (voiced by Sylvester Stallone!).

The movie is hilarious, a massive improvement over its predecessor.  Bloodsport plays the straight man with his team, being the only relatable person.  Everyone else is odder than the next.  Ratcatcher 2 is basically the Pied Piper, capable of summoning rats to do her bidding.  She has a pet rat named Sebastian.  She is always tired but has a good heart.  Peacemaker is so keen on peace that he will kill as many men, women, and children as it takes to get it.  The constant one-upmanship between Bloodsport and Peacemaker is great fun.  He delivers ridiculous lines with the utmost seriousness.  I had been impressed by John Cena's comic abilities in Trainwreck and that was no fluke.  He's terrific and I am now eager to watch the spinoff series, Peacemaker.  The Polka-Dot Man, who looked like he might be some cringy villain, is absolutely stellar.  Though arguably the most powerful member, he is clearly not leader material. Despite being depressed and infected with a potentially lethal multidimensional virus, he is a constant source of laughs.  Oh, to see through his eyes!  His mom is epic!   As great as all these characters are, King Shark is nonstop fun.  Silvester Stallone does his best dumb Rocky voice, making the constantly hungry shark-man a source of immense humor.  He is both childlike and monstrous.  He's nigh indestructible, insanely strong, and a lovable dunce.  His primary attack is to eat you!  And he eats a lot in this movie!  Num num.

James Gunn had taken the low tier material of Guardians of the Galaxy and turned it into gold.  Here, he has done it again.  More of this and the DC-verse could become an equal competitor to the MCU, especially since Marvel has been sagging since Avengers: Endgame.

Highly recommended.  Great popcorn fun.