Reporting percentage is greater than in Virginia but still no call. Interesting.
Tuesday, November 5, 2024
Monday, November 4, 2024
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell
This is a quirky, slow-paced novel with features that commend it and failings that detract from it. The pacing is hard to overcome. Generally, I maintain a rapid pace through fiction, but this was a long hard slog. No sooner do you get involved in one storyline than Clarke plods off to some other character. Steven Black, Lady Pole, Arabella, and the Graysteels were more often speed bumps than enjoyable characters. By and large, they were helpless victims, which is rarely fun to read. On top of that, many of the other characters lacked any redeeming qualities (e.g. Drawlight, Lascelles) and were therefore also a slog to read. Moreover, if the words “I dare say” were removed from the book, it would probably be 20 pages shorter. Why must everyone begin their sentences with ‘I dare say?’ That got old really fast. On several occasions, Clarke would restate something obvious (e.g. ‘they left the dining room, where they had been convened’). Um, yeah. I was just reading how they were convened in the dining room, so you don’t need to explain to me that they had been convened there now that they are leaving. Gads. Early in the book, she also had a nasty habit of refusing to use pronouns. Then she had some odd devices (thankfully abandoned in the later part of the book) such as suggesting conclusions to the reader rather than just stating them. At one point, a lady is speaking and the author as a parenthetical note “who we must now presume to be Mrs. Wintertowne.” Why must we presume? Tell us or don’t tell us but this is almost insulting, as if I wouldn’t have figured it out on my own. Finally, the narrative is murky. The author refers to herself more than once but then drifts back to generally a 3rd Person Omniscient. The footnotes give the impression that this is a scholarly work. Then, there is the use of ‘we’ that includes the reader so that perhaps it should be viewed that she is reading to us in the drawing room, adding her comments as she goes. Messy. Distracting.
Jonathan Strange is clearly the hero of the novel and he is generally a likeable character. However, he is curiously incurious about some things that should have demanded his attention. Mr. Norrell had been brought to the pinnacle of success by having revived Lady Pole. Despite several years as Norrell’s apprentice, Strange apparently never asked how Norrell achieved this feat. Oh, he argues the minutia of a dozen other things but shows no curiosity over the defining achievement. This is made all the more troublesome when Strange’s wife dies. Gee, if only there was a way to bring her back. Hey, Norrell did it! I’ll ask him. No, such does not happen. Why? Perhaps there are good reasons that he didn’t consider reviving his wife but that should be explained to the reader. Speaking of his wife’s death, there was so much that was peculiar and yet he never saw magic in it. He had credible reports of his wife in two places at the same time but never considered magic. He had dueled with some invisible magician but never thought that magician would trouble him again, perhaps stealing his wife. While trying to locate his missing wife with magic, he determined that she was not in England, Ireland, Scotland, or France but it didn’t occur to him that perhaps she had been magically spirited away. No, he fully accepted that his wife had inexplicably wandered the snow-covered hills over several days and that led to her fatal illness. Too often, this supposedly smart man was profoundly stupid.
Who was the man with Thistle-down hair? Oh, he was a fairy but what was his history and how did he relate to the Raven King? Clarke showered us with deep discussions on the history of English Magic, footnotes on obscure stories about minor magicians, and countless legends about the Raven King but she never explains who the villain is. During the novel, we are told that a curse will end with the death of the person who cast the curse. Okay, that’s good to know. So, is Strange freed of the man with thistle-down hair’s curse? No. Why not? And what kind of curse is that anyway? It’s always nighttime around you? Sure, it causes the candle bill to go up but that’s about it. Strange seemed just fine otherwise (excepting the self-inflicted insanity).
There is a lack of focus. Much attention was placed on the shopkeeper who had a crush on Steven Black and then, after the glowing coins incident, she simply vanishes. The same can be said of Strange’s apprentices who are important for a while then, poof, he leaves them behind and, except for the brief incident of the disappearing book, they are not seen again. Why did we get such a strong introduction of Jeremy (Strange’s servant) and his dealings with Strange’s father only to have him devolve to a very minor character? Clarke feels compelled to provide massive character sketches for people who will soon vanish from the book or be relegated to minor support characters. In many ways, the book can be seen as a number of short stories stitched together to make an overlong meandering novel.
It was nice to finally see the Raven King though his role was quite small. However, we are led to believe that the prophecy that Vinculus repeated for the three concerned parties (Norrell, Strange, and Steven Black) was in truth just part of a spell to dislodge the Thistle-down man from Lost-Hope. Could not he have been a bit more direct? Am I to take it that John Uskglass arranged everything to work out just as it did? Why didn’t he crush the Thistle-down man himself? Why this roundabout solution?
It was hard to like any of the characters. Norrell, who dominates the first part of the book, is extremely unlikeable. Here is a man whose stated goal is to return magic to England and yet he spends most of his time squashing would-be magicians and concentrating all sources of magical learning in his own private collection. Yes, he wants the return of English magic as long as he is the sole practitioner. Hardly a return at all. Worse still, he knows exactly what has happened to Lady Pole and makes no effort whatsoever to rectify the situation. He takes on an apprentice and then intentionally misleads him about the true breadth of magic, best exemplified by the discussion over magic rings. Norrell is to magic knowledge what China is to the internet. As Norrell’s pawn, Childermass was usually on some disreputable task. However, he developed into a far more likeable character than Norrell. By the end of the book, I wanted to see more of Childermass. Norrell’s other disreputable associates, Drawlight & Lascelles, were scum who took far too long to die. This too speaks volumes about Norrell. I have already discussed the problems with Strange. Lady Pole starts off with promise but simply becomes a shrew – with cause certainly but a shrew, nonetheless. John Segundus is rather bland and unexplored. He has promise but his appearances are too far apart. It is clear that he has some natural talent for magic (e.g. he sensed the labyrinth at Norrell’s home, he invaded the dream with Strange, he saw the rose over Lady Pole’s mouth, etc.). Vinculus was the breakout character, fun in his every appearance. A fraud, a charlatan, a bigamist, a mystical book, a vagabond, a prophet, and apparently unable to die (for now); this character was more interesting than any three other characters combined. Unlike most character, he had real purpose, one that he diligently performed in his peculiar manner. The rest of the characters are just victims, helplessly waiting for the mean Norrell or the oblivious Strange to rescue them from their captivity. When they were finally rescued, I really didn’t care. They had become nothing more than useful plot devices for the story, not actual characters that the reader should care about.
Clarke does a good job with Lord Wellington. I enjoyed his appearances, such as they were. Of course, the presence of Strange in Wellington’s army can’t help but diminish Wellington. The book posits that Wellington would surely have lost Waterloo but for the help of Strange. In truth, he won without Strange. Still, that is a minor quibble that only a stickler for history would mention.
The massive background for English magic is amazing. There is much on the history of John Uskglass the Raven King, as one would expect. However, there are details on the Golden Age Magicians, then the Silver Age Magicians, even talk of the merely theoretical magicians, the qualities of Fairies, the lands of Fairy, and tales of Martin Pale, Catherine of Winchester, Ralph de Stokesey, Thomas Godbless, and others I have forgotten. The depth and breadth of magical history is unparalleled. I am reminded of Tolkien’s appendices that detailed the rulers of Gondor over the millennia. With this impressive foundation, Norrell and Strange fit much more easily in England during the Napoleonic Wars.
The book ends in such a way as to provide plenty of room for a sequel. There is the oddity of Childermass reviving the Learned Society of York Magicians to decode Vinculus the Book. There is Strange assuring Arabella that he will return to her once he and Norrell undo the curse. There is the tantalizing fact that the Raven King is still active though we saw but a glimpse of him. However, I am unlikely to read anything else from Ms. Clarke on account of her failings. If I had one suggestion for her, it would be to repeat Shakespeare’s observation that "Brevity is the soul of wit." She needs a better editor who can cut away the vast excess in her narrative and keep her on point.
Two stars.
Sunday, October 27, 2024
Local Hero (1983)
Knox Oil is developing oil rigs in the Atlantic off the coast of Scotland and needs a location for a refinery. The tiny seaside town of Ferness looks to be ideal. It is thus decided that "Mac" MacIntyre (Peter Reigert) is the man to send; after all, he's of Scottish descent. In fact, he's of Hungarian descent and his ancestors chose the name because it sounded American to them. Before he departs, Mac has a brief meeting with Felix Happer (Burt Lancaster), the owner of Knox Oil & Gas. Oddly, Mr. Happer's biggest concern is the sky, especially around Virgo. He wants regular reports from Mac. He arrives in Scotland and is met by Danny Olsen (Peter Capaldi), a Knox Oil rep in the UK. The pair make a brief stop at a Knox facility to learn about the proposed oil facility and meet Marina (Jenny Seagrove), the lovely assistant of Dr. Geddes. Both Mac and Danny are smitten. Then it is off to Ferness, where they meet Gordon Urquhart (Denis Lawson), who serves as hotelier, bartender, accountant, and local deal maker. And then the story grinds to a halt. Mac and Danny wander the beach and otherwise while away the time while Gordon negotiates with the residents. All but one are eager to sell, but the one happens to own the beach!
Mac's life in Houston is not going well. Though he is making good money, owns a Porsche, and is being entrusted with this important deal, his personal life is empty. Before leaving, he made a couple efforts to get a date, but they fell through. Once in Ferness, he is quite envious of Gordon's life, especially his wife, Stella. While drunk, he suggested swapping lives, offering all he had in Texas for the comparatively modest life that Gordon had. Back in Texas, he is clearly not happy to be home.
Felix Happer is an oddball. He has a wacky shrink (Norman Chancer) who insults and berates him - it's therapy - and keeps doing so even after being fired. His fascination with the stars outweighs his interest in oil, which is strange for the head of an oil company.
Danny Olsen speaks half a dozen languages, but not Gaelic. That was mildly amusing; Capaldi is Scottish. He is generally awkward and hopelessly in love with Marina. When she unexpectedly emerges from the surf at Furness in SCUBA gear, he desperately pursues her. The pair always meet on the beach, usually as she pops out of the water. Is she a mermaid? There are hints that she may be. Huh.
Gordon Urquhart is the town fixer and general jack-of-all-trades. He runs the hotel, waits the tables, stands in as bartender at the pub, plays the accordion in the local band, and keeps the accounts of everyone, including Victor, the Russian fisherman who makes regular visits.
Overall, the movie is slow paced and has a dearth of comedy. The fish out of water theme only goes so far, especially since both Mac and Danny are soon enamored of Ferness. It is humorous how eager the residents are to sell out their slice of heaven to the oil company while the buyers want to settle down in the village. There is also the running gag of the motorcyclist who narrowly avoids running down the characters when the exit the hotel. Despite getting 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, I found it to be just so-so.
Saturday, October 19, 2024
Special Report with VP Harris
VP Kamala Harris was interviewed by Brett Bair this week. It proved to be a contentious interview as Brett asked some pointed, hard-hitting questions. He hammered away at the immigration issue, first asking the VP how many illegal immigrants the administration had released into the country. When she did not offer a number, he posited 6 million. VP Harris replied by accusing Donald Trump of torpedoing a border bill; Trump wants the border issue alive for the election and thus used his pull to sink efforts to fix it. This is so, but much of the damage from immigration took place before that, notably a trio of young women slain by immigrants released into the country. Hard hitting indeed. When Harris sought to place blame on Trump, Bair repeatedly observed that she had been in office for the past 3 and a half years.
Overall, this was clearly a tough interview for Harris. Brett was polite but did not let Harris filibuster. It was funny when he apologized for talking over her but then pressed on with his question. She rarely had good responses and more often sought to dodge the questions and shift to blaming Trump. This 20-minute exchange demonstrated that most media only ask softball questions. Between this and the recent 60 Minutes interview, Harris has had a tough time.
This is more likely to hurt Harris than help her.
Cuba (1979)
Major Robert Dapes (Sean Connery) arrives in Cuba during the revolution. He has been hired by General Bello (Martin Balsam) to help deal with the revolutionaries. Dapes is given an assistant/minder, Captain Ramirez (Hector Elizondo), and authority to go where he will. Though he begins well enough, he forgets his purpose when he spots Alexandra "Alex" Pulido (Brooke Adams), a woman whom he loved in North Africa during World War II. Alex is married to the owner of a cigar factory, Juan (Chris Sarandon), who is cheating on her with Therese (Lonette McKee). Therese's brother, Julio, is furious about the affair and intends to kill Juan for the effrontery. Of course, Julio is also a revolutionary. Meanwhile, Larry Gutman (Jack Westson) is an American businessman who is eager to purchase the cigar factory. In order to get the cigars to Miami, he seeks out Donald Skinner (Denholm Elliott), the owner of Skinner Air and a man not above selling ammunition to the revolution. Yes, there are entirely too many characters in this story, each of whom get solo attention through the movie.
It was funny to see David Rappaport as part of the cast. He and Connery would star together again in both Time Bandits (1981) and Sword of the Valiant (1984). His role is small (no pun intended), and partly dubbed. Either that, or he could really deepen his voice. His use of a pistol was unintentionally comical.
The ensemble cast is entirely wrong for the movie. As a mini-series, this lack of focus might have been fine, but here Director Richard Lester only has 2 hours to tell his story. The emotional rollercoaster between Dapes and Alex is unbelievable. Dapes acts like Alex was the love of his life and he has not been involved with anyone since. Maybe he hasn't, but that isn't made clear. It gets weird when she reveals that she was 15 during the affair. Yikes. Clearly, Lester wanted to offer a cross-section of Cuba at the time of the revolution, giving a picture of all facets of society at the time. Yes, it is often interesting but not entertaining. It is eager to show how bad Batista was and thus paints the revolution as something positive. The movie ends on the 'high note' of Castro entering Havana. Then again, all of the characters we have met are worse off than when they started.
Skip this one.
World War III?
Tuesday, October 15, 2024
Department of Cost Cutting?
Sunday, October 13, 2024
The Next Assassin
Catching a Booster!
Project Hail Mary
The patient awoke to find himself strapped in a bed, barely able to speak or move. A robotic doctor tended to him and administered cognitive tests. He had been in a coma and was now suffering from amnesia. Not good. Worse, his two bunkmates were dead and in an advanced state of decay; he was in a coma for a long time. As he explored his surroundings, he discovered that he was on a spaceship! It turns out he knows a lot about space. Using onboard instruments, he thought the sun looked a bit strange. That's not the sun, it's a different star! Holy moly, he was in another solar system!
Scientists discovered that something was eating the sun. A single-celled organism has infected the sun and, if not stopped, would dim the sun by 10%; that would bring on an ice age and wipe out much of humanity. After much investigation, scientists discovered that the organism had already infected neighboring star systems. However, Tau Ceti was unaffected. Why? Project Hail Mary was launched to find out what made the Tau Ceti system immune to the sun-eating microbe.
The story takes place in the near future. The narrative switches back and forth between the present in Tau Ceti and the past with the discovery of the sun dimming. Dr. Ryland Grace had written a speculative paper on non-water-based life, which made him an ideal candidate to examine a newly discovered lifeform that somehow lived on the sun, not known to be water-friendly. Soon, he became an important figure in the effort to reverse the sun's dimming, which must explain why he was in the Tau Ceti system.
Like in his other book, The Martian, science plays a major role. Though some of the technology is more advanced than today, physics works correctly. That first contact proves to be with a microbe is funny and also probably more likely than meeting Spock. It is an entertaining read though the hero is diminished as the story progresses. Why is a PhD teaching middle school science? Why does he cry so much? The more his amnesia faded, the less I liked him. Kind of sad. Nonetheless, recommended for any sci-fi fan.
Tuesday, October 1, 2024
Presidential Centenarian
Jimmy Carter, 39th President of the United States, achieved the age of 100 today. When you consider that all his siblings and his father died of pancreatic cancer, this is nothing short of a miracle. His father died at 58, his sisters at 63 and 54, and his brother at 51. Did the deadly gene that cursed his father and siblings miss him or has he lived his life in such a way to dodge pancreatic cancer? I wonder if any medical researchers have thought to look into this? Maybe Carter stumbled on a cure or preventative measure.
Happy Birthday, Mr. President!
Monday, September 30, 2024
Dante's Inferno (2011)
Dante, a Crusader, is returning home to his beloved Beatrice. He is followed by a mysterious figure that always vanished whenever he sought to confront him. Upon arriving at his home, he discovered that all the servants and his father were dead. When he went looking for Beatrice, he found her mortally wounded. She could not describe her attacker. When she died, Dante saw her soul leave her body and ascend toward a light in the sky. However, a dark figured appeared and seized her soul. He proclaimed himself as Lucifer and declared that he would take her to Hell!
Dante pursued the devil, fighting dark minions along the way but he was halted at a massive doorway. Here, Virgil - famed Roman poet - arrived to offer guidance. With Virgil's help, Dante entered Hell and began his descent to rescue the soul of his beloved. On the way, he had to face his own sins. He was not nearly as saintly as he first professed. As he crossed from one circle of Hell to the next, the animation style changed. Here, he was a lithe warrior and in the next circle he was built like a brick. Interesting but kind of distracting.
This is the movie version of a video game that debuted around the same time. I had never heard of the game, but it looks entertaining. Full of blood, gore, and nudity; not for kids. Good popcorn fun!
Turnabout is Fair Play
If it is okay to compare Trump to Hitler, then it is okay to call Kamala Harris mentally disabled. The gloves have been off for decades when it comes to Democrat attacks on Republicans (I can't remember a Republican presidential candidate who wasn't compared to Hitler), but when Trump replies in kind, everyone freaks out. The milquetoast Republicans like Lindsey Graham are joining with Democrats to complain about the rhetoric. This notion that Trump's name-calling is tearing the country apart, but Democrats calling opponents fascists and racists is acceptable is ludicrous. Let the voters decide whether the rhetoric is appropriate or not.
As for claims that Kamala Harris is mentally disabled, have you listened to her responses to questions?
Sunday, September 29, 2024
Spy Game (2001)
It is 1991 and an ambulance arrived at a Chinese prison. There was concern of a cholera outbreak. Among the medical personal is Tom Bishop (Brad Pitt). He was 'accidentally' electrocuted while trying to plug in a medical instrument. Declared dead, he was left on a gurney in an isolated area while technicians attempt to restore power, and the rest of the med team continued with vaccinations. Tom awoke soon after and hunted through the cells until he found a particular prisoner. Time was short. The extraction was almost complete when the alarms sounded, and the prison was locked down. The extraction failed and Tom was captured.
Nathan Muir (Robert Redford) awoke when his phone rang. Harry Duncan (David Hemmings) called to report Tom's capture. Nathan was a CIA operative and today was to be his last day. He had hardly arrived than he was asked about his files on Tom Bishop. Nathan had recruited, trained, and ran Tom Bishop as an agent for nearly a decade. As such, he was called into a meeting with CIA bigwigs to provide background on Tom. Nathan's explanations morph into flashbacks. Tom was recruited in Vietnam in 1975, trained in Germany in the late 70s, and broke with Nathan during an operation in Lebanon in 1985. During training, Nathan tells Tom never to risk himself for an asset; send flowers (to the funeral) instead. Save money for retirement and never touch it. Much of the advice in the training telegraphs exactly how the movie will end.
All the action of the movie is from the flashbacks. In the present, Nathan plays a game of deception and delay. He had already deduced that the agency would let the Chinese execute Tom and that it was up to him to prevent that outcome. That all these CIA bigwigs are led around by this retiring operative is sometimes amusing but mostly unbelievable. Then again, Nathan is acting against many of the rules he had outlined and, to all appearances, faithfully followed throughout his career.
Though the story is good and the performances are excellent, the movie is just so-so. As noted, all the action is in flashback and thus has no stakes; we know the characters are alive in the current day. In the current day, Tom is helpless and Nathan must finesse a rescue with limited access and resources. Nathan's career is already over. What is he risking? One supposes he would be prosecuted and tossed in jail but that is never outlined so it isn't clear for the audience. One of the least exciting spy movies I have seen.
The Boy and the Heron (2023)
World War II is underway and Mahito lives in Tokyo with his parents. One night, the hospital, where his mother works, is left in flames after bombing. His mother dies in the fire. Soon after, his father Soichi (Christian Bale) relocates the family out of Tokyo to his wife's family's estate. He has since remarried Natsuko (Gemma Chan), who happens to be his dead wife's younger sister. No sooner have they arrived on the estate than a gray heron starts paying inordinate attention to Mahito. He soon finds that it is a magical talking heron (Robert Pattison), which wavers between friend and foe. The property has an old tower where his granduncle (Mark Hamill) went missing years ago. There is also of story of his mother having vanished for a year in the tower only to return with no memory of the incident. Of course, Mahito must investigate.
Like all Ghibli movies, the art is outstanding. However, the story is lacking. Mahito believes his mother might still be alive, clearly not yet reconciled with her death. He does not get along with other kids at the local school and inflicts an injury to himself so that he won't have to go back. Now with more free time, he followed the heron into the mysterious tower where he enters a fantastical world of giant man-eating parakeets led by the Parakeet King (Dave Bautista), villainous pelicans (Willem Dafoe), a strangely familiar fisherwoman (Florence Pugh), and Lady Himi the fire woman. There are other bizarre denizens of this magical world that Mahito must navigate to save his stepmother and return home. It is often confusing.
Obviously, it is a must-see for any fan of Studio Ghibli, but it is one of the weaker offerings.
Saturday, September 21, 2024
Acting-President Jill Biden
For the first time in nearly a year, President Biden had a cabinet meeting on Friday. He offered a two-minute scripted statement and then gave the floor to First Lady Jill Biden. Jill offered remarks on progress regarding women's health, which took about 5 minutes. Joe answered a couple of questions before the press was ushered out. The cabinet secretaries cannot be blind to the obvious decline in President Biden. Literally everyone knows that President Biden is not up to the task. He has taken more vacation time than any president in American history because he is not really the president. He's a figurehead and every cabinet member and Vice President Harris are entirely aware of that.
Section 4. Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.
25th Amendment to the Constitution
Why has this not been invoked long since? Everyone at that cabinet meeting and VP Harris know who is calling the shots and, so far, are happy to go along rather than remove President Biden.
However, this oddly timed and broadcast cabinet meeting does make one suspicious. The ridiculously early June debate resulted in Joe Biden ending his re-election campaign. Will this cabinet meeting provide similar basis for invoking the 25th Amendment and handing the presidency to VP Harris before the election? Wow, that would be something. Would a few weeks as President Kamala Harris improve her electoral chances? This would be an unprecedented October Surprise.
Monday, September 16, 2024
Presidential Rankings - The Dead Ones
Three presidents did not serve long enough in office to merit ranking. However, just to make sure that every president is listed, here are the rest:
William Henry Harrison: The oldest man elected president until he was surpassed by Ronald Reagan, Harrison was the first Whig President. He died after only a month in office - the first president to die in office - and was replaced by Vice President John Tyler. Virtually all of Harrison's cabinet secretaries resigned within six months of his death, erasing what little imprint he had left on Tyler's Administration. How do you rank someone who served 1 month?
Zachary Taylor: The second Whig President, Taylor lasted longer than Harrison. He died during the debate over the Compromise of 1850, the most significant legislation of the time. Had he survived to shape it (he had different ideas than his VP, Millard Filmore), ranking him would make sense. His was the longest presidency of the three at 16 months.
James Garfield: A Civil War veteran and long-serving Congressman, Garfield was assassinated by a frustrated job seeker. He lingered for two months before dying from his wound. He had been president for 4 months when he was shot and 6 months when he died.
All three were generals. William Henry Harrison led troops during the War of 1812, though his most famous battle was that of Tippecanoe in 1811. Zachary Taylor was a leading general during the Mexican American War, winning such plaudits that he was pursued to run for president. James Garfield was an officer in the Ohio Volunteers who rose to Major General during the Civil War.
Graboyes didn't offer any details on them as they were excluded from his rankings.
Presidential Rankings - The Terrible Ones
These are the presidential disasters, highly-negative leaders who clearly damaged the well-being of the nation.
Franklin Pierce: An unknown politician unprepared for the presidency. His last surviving child died shortly before Pierce assumed the presidency, sending him into alcohol and grief. He pandered to slave owners and vilified abolitionists. The Gadsden Purchase took place during his presidency.
James Buchanan: Most impressive resume prior to George H W Bush, but twiddled his thumbs as the country descended into Civil War. Did nothing as the South seceded after the election but before Lincoln's inauguration.
Andrew Johnson: Lincoln's greatest mistake. A pro-slavery demagogue who was entirely unsuited to the task of healing a nation in the aftermath of the Civil War.
Woodrow Wilson: Worst racist in presidential history. Reversed racial progress rather than accept the status quo. Set the stage for the rise of the Nazis and WWII. Imprisoned political opponents, notably Eugene Debs. Held constitutional limits in low regard, ignored civil liberties, refused to negotiate with Senate Republicans in foreign policy (which killed his League of Nations), and hid his debilitating stroke for more than a year at the end of his term.
Herbert Hoover: Tragic figure. Brilliant, accomplished, and well-meaning. However, he was a compulsive busybody whose efforts to fix the economy only worsened the Great Depression. Began many of the New Deal policies that FDR adopted; they were all bad.
Jimmy Carter: Economic incompetence, foreign affairs disasters, angering allies and fawning over enemies. Responsible for the rise of the Iranian mullahs. Emboldened Islamic terrorists for decades thereafter by showing such astonishing weakness. The malaise speech, the misery index, inability to get along with Congressional Democrats, let alone the Republicans. Acted to undermine virtually every successor, regardless of party.
Yes, I can agree with this bunch. Franklin Pierce wasn't even considered as the candidate until the 35th ballot. The big guns - Lewis Cass, James Buchanan, Stephen Douglas, and William Marcy - could not assemble two-thirds of the delegates to capture the nomination. Pierce was a dark horse who was enough of a blank slate that he won the nomination on the 49th ballot. Is it any wonder he was not ready for the job. The Democrats saw their error from 1852 and did not renominate Pierce in 1856, instead choosing Buchanan. Despite a tremendous resume, he too failed miserably. Like George H W Bush, Buchanan was groomed for a foreign policy presidency and was unsuited to domestic issues. Andrew Johnson was a Tennessean who favored the Union. Straddling both sides, one would think he would be ideal in the wake of the war. Instead, he paved the way for Jim Crow rather than racial equality. Wilson did not like the Constitution or the Republic it established. He was indeed a horrible president. Hoover had been part of the Harding Administration when Secretary of Treasury Andrew Mellon deftly turned Wilson's post-war depression into nearly a decade of prosperity. Instead of trying to duplicate that, he tinkered and meddled, transforming a downturn into the Great Depression. I would guess that Graboyes had first-hand experience with the Carter presidency based on the laundry list of failings. I've always viewed Carter in much the way he paints Hoover: a well-meaning man who inadvertently did far more harm than good.
Responding to a comment regarding his rankings, Graboyes said that the six terribles led to hell: Pierce & Buchanan to the Civil War, Johnson to Jim Crow, Wilson to Nazism, Hoover to Depression, and Carter to Jihadism. He also speculates that it might have been better to have 7 tiers rather than 5.
Sunday, September 15, 2024
Presidential Rankings - The Bad Ones
Presidential Rankings - The So-So Ones
The tier three presidents - rating as 'neutral' - were those who had mixed legacies.
John Tyler: He established that the VP would become the full-fledged president in the event of a president's death. He vetoed Henry Clay's economic plan and negotiated the annexation of Texas. However, he died during the Civil War as a member of the Confederacy.
Millard Filmore: He approved the Compromise of 1850 and opened trade with Japan. He later sullied his reputation by running as a Know-Nothing.
Rutherford Hayes: He ended Reconstruction, peacefully addressed violent labor, fought inflation, and installed the first telephone in the White House.
Grover Cleveland: Resisted the populist impulses of the Bryan era, wanted a strong dollar, but plagued by labor riots and the Panic of 1893.
Benjamin Harrison: Improved foreign relations in the Western Hemisphere and pushed out political hacks for competent personnel.
William Howard Taft: A humdrum presidency between two egomaniacs. The most distinguished ex-president by serving as the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
John F Kennedy: He had the most inspiring rhetoric, set the US on a path to the moon, and turned the Soviets back from Cuba.
George Bush: Significant president who had successes and failures. Did not partake in the post-presidency criticism of predecessors or successors.
George W. Bush: Also a significant president who had successes and failures. Did not partake in the post-presidency criticism of predecessors or successors.
Tyler missed out on a higher ranking because of his post-presidency. It wasn't until the 25th Amendment that his action of assuming the presidency was codified. He gamed the 1844 election to assure the annexation of Texas. Filmore may have sent Perry to Japan, but he was out of office by the time Perry returned. By approving the Compromise of 1850, the Civil War was almost certainly averted for another 10 years that improved the North's chances of winning. Hayes didn't exactly agree with the end of Reconstruction. Sam Tilden - the Democrat - won the popular vote and the electoral vote was questionable. There was a lot of fraud and disenfranchisement of blacks. In order to assure Hayes as president, Reconstruction was put on the chopping block. I wouldn't give Hayes credit for that. Cleveland was a northern Democrat who wasn't so keen on civil rights. However, he was vastly better than the next Democrat president would be. Harrison and Taft are suited to the neutral tier. JFK did give some of the best speeches. Though outwardly it looked like the US won the Cuban Missile Crisis, it has since been shown to be a draw; Russia got a quid pro quo. George Bush was trained to be a foreign policy president, to continue the Cold War, and then it ended a year into his presidency! He was not meant to be a domestic president, somewhere he did not excel. Despite George W Bush getting re-elected where his father didn't, I'd rate his father as the better president. However, middle of the pack suits both father and son.
Presidential Rankings - The Good Ones
According to Graboyes, the Somewhat Positive presidents made positive but not earth-shattering contributions.
John Adams: A great man but mediocre president.
James Madison: Another great man who proved to be a mediocre president.
Andrew Jackson: He changed American politics and governance. He stamped out nullification. He might have rated among the greats but for his treatment toward Native Americans.
Ulysses Grant: He criminalized the KKK, reversed course from Jackson regarding Native Americans, and sought to stabilize the dollar. However, his administration was plagued by corruption, which stained him though he supported investigations.
Chester Arthur: Elevated to the presidency in the wake of James Garfield's assassination, Arthur reformed the Civil Service. Here was a man who had benefited from the existing system and knew what needed to be reformed. He also strengthened the navy and sought to improve the lot of former slaves and Native Americans.
William McKinley: Though he wanted peace with Spain, he went to war when his efforts failed. He also strengthened Anglo-American ties.
Warren Harding: Ended the disaster that was the Wilson years - releasing some political prisoners - and began an era of prosperity. He appointed former President Taft to the Supreme Court and his choice of Andrew Mellon for Treasury was particularly good. He had good bipartisan relations. However, he died in office and was stained by stories of his adultery and the Teapot Dome Scandal.
Calvin Coolidge: Harding's vice president, Coolidge was a limited government adherent, resisting efforts of the federal government to infringe on the states. He advocated individual rights and ran a clean administration. Ronald Reagan viewed Coolidge very highly.
Dwight Eisenhower: Ike ended the Korean War, didn't get the US entangled in Vietnam, founded the Interstate Highway System and the US Space Program. Also, he sent troops to Little Rock to enforce desegregation.
This list comes as a bit of a surprise. John Adams had the Alien and Sedition Acts, which infringed on the First Amendment. That's a big negative. He won the Quasi-War with France and was the first president to live in the White House. Yeah, he only ranks in the somewhat positive as a lifetime achievement award. Likewise, James Madison's presidency was mostly the War of 1812, which was mostly a disaster. The White House was set on fire by the British. If not for Andrew Jackson's success at New Orleans and the amazing performance of the US Navy, Madison would look much worse. Again, his rating among the good seems like a lifetime achievement award. I completely agree with his rating of Jackson. Massively consequential president but also an ass. The Democrats use the Jackass as their symbol on account of Jackson. Like Monroe after the War of 1812, Grant had a postwar presidency though it wasn't another Era of Good Feelings. Though he enforced Reconstruction, there were a lot of Indian Wars in the West during his presidency. Yes, he wasn't as anti-Indian as Jackson, but he was hardly in their corner. He might be getting the bump to somewhat positive on account of winning the Civil War. It starts to look as though the quintile division scheme is forcing some so-so presidents upwards. McKinley oversaw the expansion of the US into an empire. The Spanish American War brought the Philippines and Puerto Rico as US possessions. There was also the annexation of Hawaii. McKinley was ambivalent about the war; Theodore Roosevelt - who was assistant secretary of the navy at the time, accused him of having the backbone of a chocolate eclair. Harding is often ranked much lower, but his placement here is fair. The return to Normalcy is underrated. Coolidge and Eisenhower definitely rank toward the top of this batch.
Presidential Rankings - The Great Ones
I have long disagreed with the regular presidential rankings that are published every few years. Invariably, the most recent Republicans are at the very bottom and the most recent Democrats rank very highly. No bias there. A couple of weeks ago, I came across one by Robert Graboyes that did not follow the usual rankings. The presidents are separated into quintiles: highly positive, somewhat positive, neutral, somewhat negative, and highly negative. There is a 6th category for those who died so early in office that they don't merit ranking. Let's start with the greats (i.e., highly positive):
Graboyes defines highly positive as leaving "at least one blockbuster accomplishment that swamps any negatives."
George Washington: He was the first president and established what the office would be. Everything he did became a precedent, including his resignation after 2 terms. He defined the presidency.
Thomas Jefferson: The third president bought Louisianna from Napoleon, dramatically expanding the United States. Where most nations were paying protection to the Tripolitan pirates, Jefferson sent the Marines.
James Monroe: Other than Washington, Monroe is the only president to run unopposed for re-election. His time in office was known as the Era of Good Feelings. He announced the Monroe Doctrine, which declared the Western Hemisphere as off-limits to European powers.
James Knox Polk: Nearly doubled the size of the United States and established treasury autonomy. As a longtime Polk fan, it pleases me greatly that he was placed in the highly positive group. This surely impacts my view of his overall picks.
Abraham Lincoln: He saved the Union. Enough said.
Theodore Roosevelt: He strengthened the presidency and established America as a superpower. Indeed, he is the first US president to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: He led the allies to victory.
Harry Truman: He began the containment of Communism.
Ronald Reagan: He turned the economy around from the Ford/Carter mess, starting a 25-year economic boom. More importantly, his strategy ended the Soviets without a war.
Generally, this is a good list. I will quibble about FDR, whose actions regarding the Great Depression and threats of packing the Supreme Court should cost him a great spot. However, FDR has been listed as one of the three greats - with Washington and Lincoln - in almost every list. If Mount Rushmore had been carved in the 50s or later rather than the 20s and 30s, FDR would be on it.
Assassin #2
According to reports, Ryan Wesley Routh attempted to shoot Donald Trump while he was playing a round of golf. Some of his social media posts have been reposted by others. His profile - if it hasn't been doctored - shows him to be a Democrat, anti-MAGA, and LGBT+ member. Common enough, but obviously against Trump. He went to Ukraine in 2022 and sought to recruit foreign fighters and increase funding. A ten-minute interview was also posted which shows him in Ukraine. He doesn't seem particularly sharp. How did this guy know when and where to try a shot at Trump? He was arrested shortly after the incident and is in custody. Is he another lone wolf like Thomas Matthew Crooks? Of course, we don't know really if Crooks was a lone gunman, but that is the working assumption. Will Jack Ruby show up and shoot Routh before he can be interrogated?
The left has so villainized Trump that it appears to be entirely reasonable to assassinated him before he can reclaim power. This again demonstrates that there is too much riding on elections today. This should be choosing someone who carries out the laws that Congress has passed. Those laws should be relatively benign compared to what the states themselves pass. No, thanks to a century of consolidating power in Washington DC, national elections become more heated each year. The heat has risen to assassination attempts. Either we devolve power away from Washington or the boiler will explode into open conflict.
Avenue 5
Saturday, September 14, 2024
Kamala Interview
Coogan's Bluff (1968)
Arizona Deputy Sheriff Wyatt Coogan (Clint Eastwood) has once again annoyed the sheriff. Irritated, the sheriff gave him the unenviable task of an extradition from New York. Coogan arrives in New York City and immediately goes to the police station. Lt. McElroy (Lee J. Cobb) explains that the prisoner was transferred to Bellevue Hospital and cannot be handed over until the DA & Judge approve. Coogan is not impressed. Viewing the paperwork as nonsense, he went to the hospital and bluffed his way into see the prisoner, James Ringerman (Don Stroud). Claiming that everything has been approved, he convinced the doctor to release Ringerman to him. On the way to the flight, one of Ringerman's associates clocked Coogan over the head.
Coogan woke up in the hospital with Lt. McElroy castigating him. Arizona has taken him off the extradition and recalled him. Unwilling to leave New York as a beaten man, Coogan set out to find Ringerman. He was not completely without allies; he had met parole officer Julie Roth (Susan Clark). Initially, he pursued her as a fling to kill time. However, she was also a parole officer who had worked with a woman who was tied to Ringerman.
Coogan is a womanizer. While bringing in a suspect in Arizona, he stopped to hook up with a woman; the suspect was left handcuffed on the porch. In New York, he pursued Julie Roth and had a one-night stand with Linny Raven (Tisha Sterling). With Julie, he was quite persistent. She repeatedly declined his offers, but he would not take "no" as an answer. To modern sensibilities, he was quite pushy. Despite his bad behavior, she did warm to him, even going to the airport to see him off.
There was a character named Pushie, played by David Doyle (the original Bosley from Charlie's Angels). It was odd to see him as an unsavory lowlife goon.
The funny thing about the movie is that it is all Coogan's fault. His loose cannon behavior in Arizona resulted in his assignment to extradition. His impatience and flouting the rules led to Ringerman's escape. Once Ringerman is recaptured, Lt. McElroy offers the same DA & Judge spiel that he offered at the start. This time, Coogan accepted those rules.
The helicopter flight to and from New York City was amazing. I saw this film before but had forgotten the helicopter landing on the PanAm building. For more than a decade, it was possible to fly directly from LaGuardia Airport or JFK to the PanAm building and thus be downtown in 10 minutes. In a way, it seems like 1968 had better air travel than today.
Speaking of 1968, this movie has plenty of hippies. The Pidgeon-Toed Orange Peel Nightclub was peak 60's hippie culture in feel. Linny Raven's apartment had a paint scheme that reminded one of Scooby Doo's Mystery Machine.
According to Quentin Tarantino, this movie became the template for action movies for the next 25 years. It does have a very familiar feel to it. Not great, but certainly entertaining.
Friday, September 13, 2024
One-Sided Fact Checking
During the debate, the moderators were Johnny on the spot to offer corrections to Trump but somehow never had any corrections for Harris. Obviously, Harris didn't say anything that needed fact checking. Right. Interestingly, the moderators had some facts on hand for some of Trump's claims, showing they had done their research. For instance, when Trump brought up the cats being eaten by Haitian immigrants in Ohio, David Muir revealed that ABC had contacted the city manager and could not confirm the claims. Wow, that's an obscure fact to have already checked. Impressive. But then Harris brought up Charlottesville, stating that Trump viewed Neo-Nazis as "very fine people." Neither David Muir nor Linsey Davis challenged the claim. So it is true?
No, even Snopes, not known to be a right-wing organization, rated this false. This is a 7-year-old story where you can watch the video or read the transcript. It is clear that Trump was stating that the fine people were those who wanted to keep Robert E. Lee's statue and those who wanted to remove it. He specifically condemned Neo-Nazis:
I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally.
Trump offered this clarification in the same response where he said "very fine people, on both sides." Yet somehow, 7 years after the event, this is still unknown. The news does not inform, it propagandizes. The Fine People Hoax was debunked as soon as it was reported, but somehow Muir and Davis didn't have this fact check ready.
Muir himself had questioned Kamala in the 2020 primaries about gun control. She was in favor of it. While Biden was saying her executive order plan wasn't constitutional, she suggested he say "Yes we can." Now, she says no one is coming for your guns. Muir didn't need to research since he was moderating when she said it. Silence.
Joe's Endorsement?
Tuesday, September 10, 2024
The Debate
Strangely, it often seemed as though Kamala was the challenger and Trump the incumbent. She repeatedly said she had a plan for this or a plan for that. She is part of the current administration. President Biden is not really the president. She is second in command, right? Why doesn't she institute some of these plans now?
That aside, Kamala was much stronger than I expected. She had been very weak against Pence in 2020, but proved to be quite good here. Of course, I disagreed with almost everything she said but she delivered well and offered good counterpoints. Her attacks on Trump landed quite often. In fact, she put him on the defensive more often than he put her on the defensive. She wisely offered only brief rebuttals to his attacks and immediately shifted to the attack. By contrast, Trump spent more time countering her attacks which limited his own offense. Kamala was better practiced and focused. Trump had some points that he hit repeatedly but was usually unfocused.
The moderators were on Kamala's side. There were hard questions for Trump and attacks on Trump queued up as questions for Kamala. The hardest questions against Kamala were about her changing positions. By contrast, the questions for Trump were along the line of 'Are you a bad person or a horrible person?' The moderators eagerly jumped in to dispute Trump claims and repeatedly fact-checked him, but let Kamala get away with the fully debunked (even by Snopes) "Fine People" Hoax. Nor did they have a follow up for Kamala about how she lobbied for bail money for Minneapolis rioters. It was a three on one debate, which Trump should have expected and been better prepared to counter. It reminded me of the debate between Trump and Clinton back in 2016.
Overall, it was a wash. If you are for Trump, Trump won. If you are for Kamala, Kamala won. It is unlikely this debate will shift any views. Where Biden shattered Democrat voters' confidence in the last debate, Kamala reassured them that she's not the incoherent cackler that she has been accused of being. This will probably do her more good than it will do Trump.
Monday, September 9, 2024
The Cheney Endorsement
Sunday, September 8, 2024
Topsy Turvy
The current election is seeing a realignment of the parties. We have Republicans for Democrats and Democrats for Republicans, unions for Republicans and rich industrialists for Democrats. It's going topsy turvy. Here are a few highlights:
1. Former Republican Vice President Dick Cheney has endorsed Kamala Harris for president. He is following his daughter, Liz Cheney (R), in this. She was one of 2 Republicans on the J6 Select Committee that put all the blame on Trump, ignoring that he had offered to call up the National Guard beforehand.
2. Congressman Robert F Kennedy Jr. (D) suspended his independent run for the presidency and has endorsed Donald Trump. The Kennedys are Democratic Party royalty, so this is more significant than the Cheneys going to Harris.
3. Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard (D), who ran for president in 2020, has endorsed Donald Trump.
4. Elon Musk voted for Biden in 2020, but is now endorsing Donald Trump.
5. Alan Dershowitz has declared "I am no longer a Democrat." That doesn't mean he is voting for Trump, but he probably isn't voting for Kamala either.
When I was a youth, the Democrats were the party of free speech and the Republicans were the ones who wanted to put warnings on music lyrics, video games, and so forth. Now, the Democrats are the party of censorship and the Republicans are the party of free speech. How did that happen? In the 1990s, the Democrats wanted to stem the tide of illegal immigration to protect American workers from low wage competition. Today, the Democrats have opened the floodgates, and the country is awash in illegal immigrants. What happened there? I remember when the Democrats were the anti-war party, but now Trump is the anti-war candidate. What explains that shift?
A realignment is underway in the United States and around the world. The world order that was created in the wake of World War II is undergoing dramatic changes, breaking old party alliances and creating new ones. That some prominent Republicans have thrown their support to Harris and Democrats have backed Trump just shows how upside down the world is at the moment.
Monday, September 2, 2024
Who Decides?
Sunday, September 1, 2024
The Day of the Jackal (1973)
Saturday, August 31, 2024
Wicked City (1987)
In Tokyo, Taki has just successfully seduced a woman and gone back to her place. While they are lying naked in bed, she suddenly transforms into a spider-like creature. Taki narrowly avoids being castrated. The woman-spider laughs and climbs down the high-rise and vanishes into the woods. Though most people are unaware, supernatural beings have always lived among humanity. They are from the Black World. There has been a truce between the sides, but this encounter indicates the peace is about to collapse. Taki is a Black Guard, a special agent who fights the supernatural.
Called into a meeting, he is tasked with protecting a VIP: Giuseppe Mayart. Mayart is key to extending the peace for another 500 years. Since it is so important, Taki is given a partner: Makie. Makie is supernatural from the Black World, but she hopes for peace. In fact, she says much of the Black World would have peace but many view humans as lesser beings to be subjugated or slain. Taki and Makie meeting each other while fighting some of those who want to prevent the peace treaty. Makie proves to be an alarmingly beautiful woman despite wearing a man's suit and tie. After pleasantries, they pickup Giuseppe and escort him to a psychically protected hotel, a safe house for the Black Guard. Giuseppe is less than thrilled as he is hornier than a sailor after 6 months at sea. Though the treaty is to be signed tomorrow, this proves to be the longest night of Taki and Makie's lives.
Despite being an anime, there is plentiful nudity and sexual situations. It is not an easy watch with all the sex, which frequently sees Makie getting groped, molested, or worse. Yeah, this is not an anime for the kids.
The story has a big twist at the end that upends much of what had gone before. If this was what had been intended, then that earlier bit when this happened makes no sense at all. The twist undermines the movie. Ugh. As for the fights, they are mediocre. Each supernatural has its generally disgusting attack mode, be it claws from a ribcage, tentacles from the chest, a toothy maw between the woman-spider's legs (really!), or a sexual-orifice that dominates a demonic woman's abdomen and chest.
Skip this one.
Adventure Story (1961)
Alexander (Sean Connery) lies in bed, dying. His followers crowd around, eager for him to name a successor. Instead, in his delirium, he reviews the decisions that brought him there. He remembers his encounter with the Oracle at Delphi, his victory at Isus, finding Darius III dead and abandoned in a cart, the treachery of Philotas, and his marriage to Roxanna. In the end, he dies without naming a successor, merely stating they should fight for it.
Considering that this is the story of one of the greatest conquerors of all time, there is no fighting. This is a play that was written for the stage. The battles are all off screen and the characters only convene to discuss plans for the upcoming battle or celebrate the victory in its aftermath. It is very unlike Oliver Stone's Alexander (2004).
Alexander comes across as an uncertain youth, a man with great talent and charisma but burdened by private doubts. Despite his achievements, he still wonders if his father would be proud. He desperately wants the approval of those around him; those who don't approve might find themselves murdered. Indeed, most of the characters in the play are dead by the end.
The history is accurate, but the telling is boring. A year later, Sean Connery got his big break as James Bond in Dr. No (1962). Check that out instead.
Friday, August 30, 2024
President Kamala Harris: Day 1
Well, there are a number of things. I will tell you first and foremost one of my highest priorities is to do what we can to support and strengthen the middle class. When I look at the aspirations, the goals, the ambitions of the American people, I think that people are ready for a new way forward in a way that generations of Americans have been fueled by — by hope and by optimism.I think sadly in the last decade, we have had in the former president someone who has really been pushing an agenda and an environment that is about diminishing the character and the strength of who we are as Americans — really dividing our nation. And I think people are ready to turn the page on that.
Okay, that was a non-answer. It prompted Dana Bash to a follow-up question: "So what would you do day one?"
Day one, it’s gonna be about one, implementing my plan for what I call an opportunity economy. I’ve already laid out a number of proposals in that regard, which include what we’re gonna do to bring down the cost of everyday goods, what we’re gonna do to invest in America’s small businesses, what we’re gonna do to invest in families.
For example, extending the child tax credit to $6,000 for families for the first year of their child’s life to help them buy a car seat, to help them buy baby clothes, a crib. There’s the work that we’re gonna do that is about investing in the American family around affordable housing, a big issue in our country right now. So there are a number of things on day one.
At least this time she offered a policy: $6000 tax credit for a newborn. Then we have a return to the vague aspirations of her administration. This is so unspecific that it could come from either a Democrat or a Republican. That is not accidental.
The funniest thing about her interview was that it gave the impression that Trump was the incumbent and she was the challenger. Things are tough but we'll sort them out when she is president. Huh? Why not sort them now when she is VP? Then she had her line about the last decade being contrary to the country's spirit. Even Bash had to point out that she has been VP for the last 3 and a half years of that contrarian decade.
Love him or hate him, Trump doesn't dodge the press or offer empty platitudes. He'll tell you his policy, even the wreckless and ill-considered ones. Government funded IVF? Really? We don't have enough government funded items? Trump talks unfiltered for hours while Harris has a 20-minute sit-down with her VP nominee at her side. This is the 2020 hide-in-the-basement strategy. Let's avoid making errors and hope Trump implodes. Let's leave the electorate uninformed about us and hope they paint a rosy picture, like they did with Joe Biden.