Do you need to lose some weight? Come on down to Venezuela! Our citizens have managed to drop 19 pounds, on average, over the last year. Our socialist utopia not only wins praise from Sean Penn, it offers the chance to lose weight by forced starvation! The miracle of Socialism, provided by the revered Hugo Chavez, has managed to bankrupt an oil rich nation. Is there anything Socialism can't ruin? A slimmer you is just a plane ride away. Lose 1.5 pounds a month (results may vary).
Try the Venezuela Diet today!
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Looks like Remy from ReasonTV has seen my blog and is trying to spread the word!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBf66wAMpVQ
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